Let’s be honest: dogs and men are basically the same species with different accessories. Both get excited easily, both make a mess, and both magically forget every promise the moment they get hungry — or worse, horny.
This tee is not about people in general.
It’s about men who act like strays but expect to be treated like house pets.
If he can’t control his appetite, don’t expect loyalty.
If he can’t control his urge, don’t expect honesty.
Simple biology, not your problem.
Wear it when:
You’re done babysitting grown toddlers with Wi-Fi.
Vibe: Savage, accurate, and scientifically proven through centuries of female experience.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at kontrowear@gmail.com. Our products are made on demand, and with utmost care and principles. To respect the makers, and labours, we charge a ₹350/- (two-way courier) in case of returns. You can always contact us for any return question at kontrowear@gmail.com.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured locally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Made with care and unconditionally loved by our customers, this signature bestseller exceeds all expectations.
