Fake an Orgasm

There are two types of women:

1. The ones who fake it to be polite.

2. The ones who believe in performance reviews.

Welcome to group two.

This shirt is a PSA: mediocrity will not be rewarded.
If they didn’t earn it, they don’t get it. Period.

Wear it:
To dates.
To brunch.
To therapy.
To his house.
He’ll either level up… or disappear. Either way? Win.

Fabric: 90/10 cotton polyester, 260 GSM Terry-knit texture with a premium hand-feel.

Fit: Unisex oversized fit with drop shoulders – relaxed, roomy, and right on trend.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.